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The Reason These Cops Were Called To Break Up A Fight Is Insanely Stupid

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When Tulsa police arrived on the scene of an apartment complex where a brawl reportedly went down between two buds, they expected the bloodied men to say it was over a drug dispute, or maybe even a woman.

Nope! In 2015, young men don”t fight each other over such old-fashioned matters. We have much more controversial issues in the millennial age to be arrested for…you know, like whether Apple or Android makes a better smartphone.

The parking lot was littered with glass after two drunk men attempted to discuss the ever-important frontier of smartphone manufacturing. They ended up just stabbing each other with broken beer bottles instead.

The parking lot was littered with glass after two drunk men attempted to discuss the ever-important frontier of smartphone manufacturing. They ended up just stabbing each other with broken beer bottles instead.

Police aren”t sure who instigated the nerdiest brawl of all time, but one of the men supposedly broke a bottle over the other man”s back. They were presumably yelling about built-in memory vs. SD cards or some such life-changing thing. Both men were arrested.

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While police try to determine if either man should be charged (or at least have their phones taken away), the battle between Apple and Android rages on…mainly when your friend comes over and yells at you for not having the new iPhone 6 charger.

While police try to determine if either man should be charged (or at least have their phones taken away), the battle between Apple and Android rages on...mainly when your friend comes over and yells at you for not having the new iPhone 6 charger.

Say what you will about Android, but they don”t go changing our chargers on us every time they come out with a new product.

Both men were hospitalized for their injuries. It”s odd that the two drunk men used bottles to violently end this matter, when it seems to me they should”ve been beating each other with their phones. If nothing else, the debate might have been solved by seeing who could call 911 faster as they both slowly bled out.

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