Ladies, we’ve found your new life coach and she’s a fifth grader. This list of “rules and regulations” was written by a young girl named ZoÃ« for her classmate, Noah. Apparently, he was being a typical elementary school boy picking on our homegirl, but ZoÃ« was having none o’ that, and decided to school little Noah herself on something called manners.
Twitter user Denny Dimples shared the list, which was sent to her by a schoolteacher friend. Whatever Noah did to piss ZoÃ« off, he’s probably not going to be doing it again anytime soon:
— Denny Dimples (@WhosDenverJones) September 15, 2016
I’d back off if I were you, Noah. This little girl ain’t playing.