Arthur Lakelady has many worries. Alys, his wife, is infatuated with the home renovator remodeling the kitchen – or so their teenage daughter Gwen says. How Gwen knows this is a mystery to Arthur, for she never leaves her bedroom, except to go to school and work. Gwen’s worried a family breakup will spoil her chances of a good university, but that doesn’t concern Arthur, for Gwen passes all her tests, often with more than 100% – which does worry Arthur, because schools, he feels, should understand the meaning of percentage. While Gwen’s university career may be assured, Arthur is worried his son Lance may not even graduate from junior school, unless Lance forsakes hockey and soccer soon.
Neither child’s university career may happen, though, because Arthur’s biggest worry lies at work, where his previously pleasant Canadian employer has just been taken over by Americans and they’ve replaced the local executives in order to introduce new ways. Arthur can see the new executives don’t think he’ll ever be new again. One particular new way worrying Arthur is IT and the Internet, which has become ubiquitous in 2001, and an ill-prepared Arthur is somehow supposed to lead his troops through this minefield. Arthur hires a young temp, Lydia, to help him, but she only adds to his worries: he worries about her wish to be closer to him, which isn’t allowed in the new ways, and he worries she’s just drifting through life without proper direction, which isn’t a good thing in Arthur’s old ways.
All these immediate, personal worries aren’t helped by a truly serious one: a modern ‘Mad Mahdi’ has just killed thousands of Americans at the World Trade Center, and Canada has agreed to join America and Britain in invading Afghanistan. Arthur sees the world needs someone who can clear the confusion, make the complex simple, and package it into manageable pieces; in short, it needs a diarist. Arthur may be a nobody right now, but in centuries to come he feels he could be considered the ‘Samuel Pepys of the 21st Century’.
Diary of a Canadian Nobody is available as a $2.99 digital download for Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble Nook, and other digital retail outlets. The book is also available in paperback format (ISBN: 9781541171886, 272 pp, $14.95). For more information, please visit www.eprintedbooks.com/Paul_James/
About The Author
Paul James grew tired of waiting for a literary agent or publisher to snap up his masterpiece, so he began posting excerpts on social media, and when the reaction to those snippets was good, he published his work himself (well, with a little help from his friends).
Despite years of schooling and work in middle management, Paul can still see the funnier side of life. As well, living in central Canada with his wife and with the experience of raising two now grown-up and moved-out kids, he feels he can see both sides of any question – so much so, sometimes he can’t tell one side from the other.
When Paul isn’t writing, he can be found reading, traveling, or outdoors with a camera looking to capture amazing images of landscapes and wildlife.